The Religion of Burgeronianism

"'Praise the patty of life and enjoy all of the flavours it has to offer.' "The most popular religion of the Flogorian Territories is Burgeronianism. Started 82 years ago after the founder (Sir Gareth Gorglaff) had a spiritual experience after eating a delicious homemade cheeseburger made by his late wife Janice.

The foundation of Burgeronianism are the 4 points of harmony: Meat, cheese, bun and condiments. These represent the four life values that when followed (like the combining flavours in a burger) lead to a well rounded, balanced existence: The Holy book of the Burgeronianists is called the Menu of Righteousness.
 * Meat: The physical body.
 * Cheese: The enjoyment of life.
 * Bun: Family and Friendship Group.
 * Condiments: How your actions affect others.

Youths are encouraged to spread the word by seeking out poorly made burgers and giving advice and condiments.

Tuesday is the day of rest of Burgeronians."'May your burger be juicy and have the flavor of all that have gone before.'"

Burgeronian garb
Burgeronianists wear the top of hamburger buns as religious headgear. It is up to each follower what they do with the bottom bun. Some keep it under their bun cap, some caress it during the ceremonies. As long as the bun is treated with respect, anything is allowed.

Offshoots
It was only a matter of time before the first offshoot happened."'The question is, if you don't sample all of life's ingredients, how can you have truly lived? Should you try and fill your burger with all of the condiments? So many questions.'"