Chatting with a Flogorian Advice Tree

A traveller takes a break from their hike to sit and chat with a Flogorian Advice Tree. The Flogorian Advice Tree is one of the stranger sentient plants to be found in the forested areas of Flogoria. The friendly breed is always ready to dish out advice to hikers and wanderers. The only problem is that the advice is from the point of view of a tree... which makes it mostly useless to humans, but if you need gardening tips you're in luck.